My rant about unicorns cuz im just really bored...
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Unicorns are idiots. They think they're sooooooo good. Their names dont even match them!!! I totaly agree with the "uni" part. But seriously!! Uni "corn"?? it doesnt make sense!!!!! unicorns aren't made from corn, don't like corn or smell like it. In fact, it probably smells like manure.... or like a horse!!!! isnt it suppoesed to be aclled "Unihorn"?!? Because it only has one f***in horn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the hell cares about its shinynesS????? it doesnt even exist dammit!! even if it did, lions would've eaten it by now!!!!! Even if it did, my awesome dragon would've eaten it too!! now don't go on about how dragons dont exist!! BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY DO EXIST!!!!!! Anyways back to the topic:: No one thinks unicorns exist!!! Unicorns dont shine with the god damned moonlight, and they aren't silvery either!! If they want silvery go to the hella cool moon!!!! Stupid unicorns tyhink they're so good because they have a frikin horn. Well so does a narwhale and it doesnt boast about it!!!! And a bull has TWOO horns!! What's so great about a stupid unicorn?!?!? Screw them!! Dragosns are better... Yea... im getting really offf.... back on track::
Unicorns don't make sense!! might as well stick a plastic cone onto a frikin horse!!!!
yea.. ima end this now... cuz... m no longer bored just pissed that unicorns thiink they're so frikin kewl.
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